10 Reasons Why The Money Bomb, Will Bomb:

With the "Alex Jones Infowars Money Bomb" passing up the $50,000 mark in pledges, I thought I would share with you the reasons I believe that it should and will fail. I do this with the hopes that I can prevent some hard working patriot from wasting their money on such a stupid cause. I am predicting that this will be a phenomenal failure and that AJ will inject the remainder of his life savings to save face.

Reason 10: With the ever increasing expansion of his gut, there is little doubt that AJ will probably spend the bulk of the funds on fast food ( or in his words "fuel to fight the NWO")

Reason 9: Most people already spent their money on water filters, organic soap, SFR fuel booster, copies of Loose Change Final Cut and other crap movies, Prison Planet TV memberships, gold and silver coins, colon cleansers, 10 year food supplies, and all the other Alex Jones certified voodoo.

Reason 8: Forget a bigger new office, if it is a success his head will expand so much he will have to lease out the Frank Irwin Center to broadcast.

Reason 7: Nobody will be able to justify giving money to a schizo-jarhead who will use it to fight an imaginary cult who worship an owl god.

Reason 6: With Christmas rapidly approaching, we should be donating money to the creators of Loose Change who are according to Alex "almost homeless". Wait, I don't know not a single homeless person who can fly from place to place to attend events about 9/11..... nope not a single one.

Reason 5: We would be neglecting other charities like the "Jason Bermas Dental Care Foundation" or the "Dylan Avery/Alex Jones Man-Boob Reduction Fund" or even the "WeAreChange Legal Defense Fund".

Reason 4: AIDS, starving children, Cancer research, the homeless, and for crying out loud THE FIRST RESPONDERS OF 9/11 should be higher up on your list of "Groups who deserve my money".

Reason 3: Where else could somebody say "hey, I couldn't run my own business good enough to expand into a TV show that will be hosted on a satellite company that by all of my logic I should hate, but I am a con-man liar who has no shame about begging for donations instead of working hard at a real news show so I could gain credibility. So could you please donate $100 dollars a piece to perpetuate this cycle of bull?

Reason 2: Gas is almost 4 dollars!

Reason 1: The more money that is collected, the more Alex Jones you'll have to hear spread ignorance to the masses.

Hope this helps sway some of you out there. If not hope it at least got a chuckle. I'm tired so i'mma "wrap it up yo"! Cya!